She went to some meeting and we have the place all to ourselves! When she leaves, we pretend that we will miss her and don't want her to go. In reality, we LOVE it when she's gone. I (Samson) get to drag my ass all over the carpet without interruption. I also get to lick my self to my hearts content...ah, a dog's life. Panda, he gets so excited that he pees on things. The fun part is when she gets home. She's always looking for where Panda here may have 'left his mark'.
And as for that "I'm a hose wielding bitch" comment....You see there are these nasty ass birds outside that will dive bomb you. So after Lisa came in she explained to us that those birds were outside. She further explained how she swung the hose around over her head in order to scare them off. Yeah, she actually thinks that worked...silly girl.
And as for that "I'm a hose wielding bitch" comment....You see there are these nasty ass birds outside that will dive bomb you. So after Lisa came in she explained to us that those birds were outside. She further explained how she swung the hose around over her head in order to scare them off. Yeah, she actually thinks that worked...silly girl.